How Do You Like These Funny Motor Insurance Claims?

Question by Monca B | Posted in Motorcycles

Funny motor insurance claims:

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On Subject Of Drivers Are These Insurance Claims Statements Funny Or Possible True?

Question by ducksback | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

The following are genuine statements found on insurance forms where car drivers attempted to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest words as plausible.

The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.


I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.


I had been driving for forty years when I kill asleep at the wheel and had an accident.


The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.


I notion the window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.


The indirect cause of the crash was the little guy in a small car with a big gateway.


An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car, and vanished.


A truck backed through my windshield and into my trouble's face.


A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.


Coming home, I drove into the wrong board and collided with a tree I don't have.


I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the enbankment.


In and have to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.


I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached the intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my eyesight and I did not see the other car.


As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop motion had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.


I was on my way to the doctor with upraise-end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to crash.


I told the police I was not injured, but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.


To leave alone hitting the bumper in front of me, I struck the pedestrian.


My car was legally parked as it backed into the other mechanism.


The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.


I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some drift cows.


I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.


The telephone standard was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end..


I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.

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What Do You Think? Funny? Stick With It.?

Question by Tink | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

funny motor insurance claims

"Thriving to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early." (thanks N Bradley)

"I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the central of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof." (from an Australian claim form - ack N Guide)

"The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind." (Thanks Sharon Burrows)

"I started to late down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."

"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."

Q: Could either driver have done anything to leave alone the accident? A: Travelled by bus?

The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were - Q: What foreshadowing was given by you? A: Horn. Q: What warning was given by the other party? A: Moo.

"I started to sinuosity and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to trifle away concentration and hit a bollard."

"On approach to the traffic lights the car in front hastily broke."

"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I extinct control."

"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"

"I knew the dog was niggardly about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk."

Q: Do you engage in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a fraught with danger nature? A: "I Watch the Lottery Show and listen to Terry Wogan."

"First car stopped in a trice, second car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car."

"Windscreen enfeebled. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo."

"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"

"I pulled away from the side of the entr, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment."

"The other car collided with mine without giving admonition of its intention."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way"

"A merchandise backed through my windshield into my wife's face"

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car"

"In an shot at to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way about. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car."

"I was on my way to the doctor with upraise end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."

"An camouflaged car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

"I was thrown from the car as it left the method. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

"Coming harshly I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

"I anticipation my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"I had been driving for forty years when I strike down asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

"As I approached an intersection a turn over suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before."

"To escape hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into another conveyance."

"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull."

"I was certain the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."

"The pedestrian had no impression which way to run as I ran over him."

"I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car."

"The oblique cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

"The phone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end."

"The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest period in a bush with just his rear end showing. "

"I had been learning to move with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction affluent the opposite way."

"I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same ready it had been struck several times before."

"When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."

"The accessary happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal."

"No one was to point the finger at for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert."

"I was unable to lay off in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries."

"The tedious ran for the pavement, but I got him."

"I saw her look at me twice. She appeared to be making conservative progress when we met on impact."

"The accident occurred when I was attempting to accomplish my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."

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Insurance Claim Paid But Cancelled.?

Question by BlueMyxer | Posted in Insurance & Registration

If you have infer from my past post on here I guess I have another problem that just accumulated with my auto insurance. I was paid out my claim after the reviewal convert and took my car to the body shop, I was told that they had to get a supplement for my vehicle hail injury, well unfortuanetly i was told that they couldnt cover it because my insurace didnt have comprehensive which it did, so they find out that I did, now it seems everything will be fine, out of order Im told now that my claim is false and the adjuster made a mistake with issuing the check, funny thing they are letting me keep the authenticate. My question is how serious can this get? My claim is 100% all true, no reason to lie. Insurance company said they reported this to the texas voice insurance office. Can I still use this check? or do I hold it and maybe get an attorney? I havent been issued any affectionate of lawsuit from them just a letter stating policy was cancelled. I tried talking to the institution where i was insured but they give me the run around and turn me down.

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Question by sobe29 | Posted in Insurance & Registration

I am inquiring about having all these bills covered under the insurance claim from the accident, anyone know the steps i should take?

details below...


In 2000 i was hit by a loaded driver, treated for whiplash. (no xrays taken)

In 2001 a endure on my neck started to grow, had a lymphnode biopsy, benign. funny the lump didnt go away. Infact it has by the skin of one's teeth grown. In 2003 I started having pain in my neck should and arm. After several c-scans, mri, and a bone research, i was told i have an bone growth on the level of c5, but dont worry.. well i am agitated, that was last aug. and the pain is still there, haunting my every move.. I definatly feel blown off by the doc's. the last ortho doc never even returned my call.. I am inane pissed and confused on what to do. i just went to a new PCP who said she would pull my test records and see me after another ball-like of PT, well my insurance trippled and i cannot afford to go. I called her office and told them that asking for any sugge
there have been several refrences that this is akin to the accident. the neuro doc wanted the xrays from the evening of that accident, thats how i identify none were taken..
I also have been told that once a claim has been opened anything related is covered for life, is that info de rigueur?

Insurance Denied ER Visit Claim, Stating Non-emergent Situation?

Question by Sabrina B | Posted in Law & Ethics

My insurance recently denied my ER visit claim, stating that the protocol from the hospital billing is not considered an emergency, and the doctor's notes support a non-danger. I am fully aware that there is a prudent lay-person clause, and I stand by my decision that I should have gone to the sanatorium, I truely believed my health/life was at risk. I have filed an appeal with my insurance society, but am really worried they will continue to deny the claim and I will be stuck with the hospital bill. The funny thing is, the insurance guests was billed seperately for the blood work and doctor for this same ER visit, and both of those claims were paid by insurance. They are only denying the asylum claim, which of course is the most expensive. I know I can file a second appeal if my first is denied. What should I say or do to have my plea accepted and claim paid???? The hospital refuses to bill using a different encrypt.
Just to let you know my symptoms, I woke up after being fine the day before, unable to move. I needed corporeal assistance getting out of bed. Every joint in my body hurt when I moved. Then I discovered that I had a lots head to toe to go along with this excrutiating pain. The hospital billed my insurance for "joint pain in the neck", and this is what the insurance is telling me that the "joint pain" is not considered an pinch. Personally, I thought I had meningitis.

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Does Something Sound Funny About This Insurance Jeep Auto Repair?

Question by just another statistic | Posted in Maintenance & Repairs

I own a 05Jeep wrangler.I hydroplaned at 40mph, had the 4wd promised, did a few 360 spins& hit a few concrete barriers. The front didn't even look damaged, the back looked like it took the hit. The bumper was pushed in, the gangling tire blew on impact& the rim was pushed into my door. I call my insurance& file a claim, I take the car to their preferred store. I get a call couple hours later saying they are going to have to put a fender on that doesn't equivalent in color. I decline repairs 2 the fender. I get a call the next day telling me I can pick up my car& the repairs are ended. Stating they fixed the bumper & rear door.They even the changed the fender when I utterly said not to. I looked at the workorder & noticed they have my car listed as an automatic when its a manual. So should I custody this repair, tho it was fixed in one day& is written with wrong specs? Is it possible that they didn't throughly evaluation everything& more damage is there? Is my damage normal with this type of accident?
Oh, i am sorry. I forgot to intimate, it was a down pour. The palm trees were bent over by the wind, so it had a nice breeze to it. I anticipation it would be ok to run 4wd for extra traction in rain like that, I was told the car would be ok if i did that. I hit a low point in the road which had 3 inches of volley settled in it. That is where my car hydroplaned and I lost control.
The damage estimated was at 1.5k. My deductible was 500, so they paid they rat on 1k. I asked about the transmission and frame, they said nothing was wrong with them only cosmetic damage was done.
The harm estimated was at 1.5k. My deductible was 500, so they paid they shop 1k. I asked about the transportation and frame, they said nothing was wrong with them only cosmetic damage was done.

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Question by franfisherman | Posted in Insurance & Registration

Recently I had a dolt accident with another driver: in a jam the fairly typical not concentrating and nudging into the car in front thinking they had moved on. My boo-boo entirely i admit. I took down her reg plate and handed her my email address, transportable number and reg number.

Since she has made contact saying that the boot opening mechanism of her valuable mercedes estate is making a funny noise and she is going to take it to the garage to get checked and then put her insurer in lean up against with me. I replied, again via email, asking if we could avoid the insurers and settle the damage with a payment. The last i have heard is her middleman, leaving me a message asking for my contact address and so on, which i have passed over.

My enquiry is whether there is any way out of this job. No witnesses were taken, nor am I able to monitor the validity of her claim. The bump only left a half a mo scratch from what I could tell on the day.

If possible, i would like to play hardball. Do I have a leg to stand on?

Sometimes non-standard due to you for your impartial advice!

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Funny Crazy 100% True Claims Made To Car Insurance Co.lol?

Question by Steve M | Posted in Jokes & Riddles

"Current to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early."

"The blunder happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind."

"I started to slow down but the See trade was more stationary than I thought."

"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."


"On nearly equal to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke."

"I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I unsalvageable control."

"I didn't think the speed limit applied after midnight"

"I knew the dog was greedy about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk."


First car stopped suddenly, more recent car hit first car and a haggis ran into the rear of second car.

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Who Keeps Getting Random Class From A Company Claiming That Your Auto Insurance Is Expired?

Question by adam n | Posted in Insurance

I keep getting these calls on my cubicle and house phone from random numbers that are automated messages. They tell me my auto insurance is expiring in a year. Funny factor is i don't even own a car!!!!! I have been reading that they are calling from the company digitcom but there like scam people or something. Anyone else have the same tough nut to crack?
sorry i made a typo its supposed 2 say calls not class

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